When
contemplating the ultimate showdown of the fast food burger, a popular matchup
is often posed between In-and-Out Burger, the California chain, and Shake
Shack, the East coast sweetheart. Heated debates ensure over grinds, toppings,
customizations, and other extras (In-and-Out will give you a hat for free if
you ask). However, having spent a good deal of time in Texas, another chain
entered the fray of the burger battle, Whataburger.
This Texan-founded
restaurant, its logo striped with orange and white, has the classic burger
joint vibe. Employees race about in white, button-down t-shirts, managers have
orange suspenders and different colored, full-length shirts. There is a
persistent din of the fryalator behind the counter paired with the clicking
noise of the soda dispenser filling another cup. What is oddly not present is
the blurping sound of ketchup plopping into white paper cups. This is because
Whataburger is known for its “gourmet ketchup,” which comes in individual
containers rather than bladders.
The classic Whataburger itself is
fairly large. About a centimeter thick and approximately four inches in
diameter, the meat’s grind is actually fairly loose. There is certainly a smoky
component, but no char. The burger is evenly cooked, and not inherently greasy.
The potato bun has a hint of sweetness. Standard toppings also follow the classic
recipe, iceberg lettuce is leafed, not chopped, the onions are thick and raw,
tomatoes are sliced, and the cheese is yellow American. Admittedly, the flavors
don’t blend as much, with some bites containing a nose-blasting amount of raw
onion, best moderated with the spicy “gourmet” ketchup.
In the other corner of this burger
bout, In-and-Out burger has an even more classic feel. White, yellow and red as
primary colors, much of their packaging features bible verse references, a
reflection of the Christian beliefs of the founders. Primarily located in Southern
California, the chain is known for its very limited menu with nigh infinite customization.
One can get a burger “animal style,” the mustard cooked onto the patty, with
onions cooked or raw, “protein style,” nixing the bun in favor of iceberg
lettuce, and as many additions of patties and cheese as you would like. The
potatoes used for the fries are peeling and cut on-site, on demand, and their
signature “spread” is pink and similar to thousand island dressing: a mixture
of ketchup, mayonnaise, and sweet pickle relish.
As to the burger itself, the
patties are smaller and smoother in the grind, the outer rim featuring a bit of
char. The cheese firms quickly after its melted on the grill and a similarly
sweetish bun is toasted on the inside, dressed with a generous amount of iceberg
lettuce and tomato slices, and of course, spread. The sautéed onions are dark
brown and chopped fine, adding an umami accent uncommon in fast food.
So who wins this burger bash? I’m
not presumptuous enough to make that decision. Fries, shakes, atmosphere,
availability, so much more goes into the holistic burger experience than what I’ve
described here. What I can say is, they both beat McDonalds hands down (which
is not saying much) and I still make a better burger at home (a high bar to surpass
indeed).